Me: Okay Mystery Character.
Mystery Character: I told you to call my Mysty.
Me: Fine. Mysty. What's your favorite animal?
Mysty: Really? Fine. A crocodile.
Mysty: Because I decided it to be.
Me: You are very obstinate.
Mysty: Thanks Ms. Obvious.
Me: What do you want to accomplish in time?
Mysty: I want to see a forest that never ends. I want to swim in the middle of the ocean. I want to-
Me: No, not do, accomplish.
Mysty: There's a difference?
Mystsy: *sigh* I'm not sure.
Me: Really? That's a big problem.
Me: Because if you don't have one, then you'll be a shallow character. I can't have that.
Mysty: Um, okay. . .
Me: I'll have to ponder this more later. I have to get back to work.
Mysty: Yay! No more confusing questions and statements!
Me: Only until next time. Mwah ha ha!
Mysty: . . . Kallie was right. You are weird.